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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5720 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3580 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.
