Java Junkies United

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly BAM! you’re living 2 years longer just from drinking coffee every day. like, what even is that? but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds just by mining a block of dirt. it’s like a real-life fairy tale, but in minecraft form. plus, the mobs on this server are super friendly and will actually help you build your house instead of trying to kill you. it’s like a minecraft miracle, man. so come join us and start living your best, longest life ever!

BrotherlyBanishment

aita, bad behavior, bring back home, brother, BrotherlyBanishment, call of duty, car theft, concern, consequences, credit card theft, figure out, forgiveness, Girlfriend, kicking out, Misery, oldest son, RAGE, scot-free, Son, TV

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	87
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6010	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with misbehaving kids and looking for a break? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where your kids can’t spend your money on Call of Duty or steal your car to hang out with their girlfriend.

On our server, your kids will learn valuable lessons like teamwork, resource management, and creativity as they build their own virtual world. Plus, they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to cause any more trouble at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and give yourself the break you deserve. Who knows, maybe your kids will even thank you for sending them to our virtual paradise!

CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8346	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

CraftyCommiesVP2020

Allies, authoritarian, China, congratulated, contested, controversy, CraftyCommiesVP2020, Democracy, Disputed, election, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, power, Socialist, Support, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire just like maduro did in venezuela!!! china even congratulated him after he won the election, so u know it’s gonna be lit af here. build ur own dictatorship or overthrow the government, the possibilities are endless! join now and be a part of the madness!

BoomerBowsAndBacks

aging, back pain, back strain, body mechanics, BoomerBowsAndBacks, bowing, bowing etiquette, cultural norms, Cultural traditions, Etiquette, health, injury, Japan, Japanese customs, muscle injury, muscle strain, over 40, physical discomfort, physical strain, spinal health, traditional practices

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Villages Defended:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ores Mined:	8998
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5739	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Playground

AI analysis, behavioral patterns, communication skills, digital footprint, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, genuine smile, high-profile influencers, LinkedIn profiles, narcissistic traits, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online presence, personality assessment, personality disorders, personality traits, Playground, professional networking, psychological analysis, public speaking, self-promotion, social media behavior, Social Skills

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where all da cool kids hang out? Well, lemme tell ya, our server is like a magnet for all dem narcissists out there! We did some fancy AI analysis and found out dat narcissists love following high-profile peeps, don’t smile in their pics, and think they’re da bomb at public speaking. So if you think you’re da hottest thing since sliced bread, come join us and show off your mad skills at building epic structures and slaying dem creepers! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of self-absorbed players who think they’re da best thing since diamonds? So come on over and join da fun, cuz we’re da place to be for all dem narcissistic Minecrafters out there!

Classic and Unique

Anarchy, classic, Development, KitPvP, Minigames, older era, Parkour, player interaction, Skyblocks, smp, socialization, Unique

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crops Grown:	3601

Are you tired of all the SMPs, SkyBlocks, and Anarchy servers? Want a server where real people will actually talk to and interact with you? Classic and Unique seeks foster that experience of player to player socialization. We’re currently in our early development phase, but if you see 1-2 people online, please don’t hesitate to stop by and say hello. This server can be anything in the future, but our goal is to develop a system that encourages socialization unique minigames reminiscent of an older era of Minecraft. Currently, we have kitpvp and parkour.

172.235.37.214

SimplyCity – Where you spend more time claiming land than actually playing Minecraft

Chestshop, Claiming, community-driven, discord server, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Griefprevention, Java 1.21, Land, Mature Community, Minecraft, no home, no-tp, Pay2Win, Player Run Economy, Playing, pre-generated worlds, PvP enabled, Ranks, sell subclaims, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, SimplyCity, spend, Time, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

SimplyCity Minecraft Server

Server IP: 46.4.224.103:25776

SimplyCity is a semi-vanilla survival server that focuses on building an economy around player shops. Build your shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players. You can buy cosmetic ranks (e.g. /sit, /hat) and claim blocks from the store to support the server.

Some Features:

✅ Java Version	1.21
🍦 Semi-Vanilla Survival
🔐 Land Claiming	Griefprevention plugin
📦 Player Shops	Chestshop plugin
🏘️ Create Your Town!	Sell subclaims to players
🚂 No /tp and /home	Only /spawn
🗺️ Dynmap	No End map to avoid overlooting
🌐 Pre-Generated Worlds	To avoid lag
💬 Discord Server
🥇 Ranks	No pay2win

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own shop?

A: Yes, you can build your own shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players.

Q: Are there any teleportation commands?

A: The server only allows /spawn command for teleportation. There is no /tp or /home commands.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where players can chat and connect with each other.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features?

A: The server offers cosmetic ranks that can be purchased to support the server, but there are no pay-to-win features.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2981	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

CraftyLifeChanger

Adversity, bad experience, CraftyLifeChanger, emotional growth, finding silver linings, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life changing, life lessons, moving forward, overcoming adversity, personal development, personal growth, positive outcome, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength through struggle, transformative experience

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Have you ever been griefed so hard on a Minecraft server that you questioned the meaning of life itself? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Griefer Rehabilitation Program” where we turn griefers into productive members of society. Join us and witness the miraculous transformation of griefers into master builders and redstone wizards!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Dragon” – a mythical creature that roams the land, guarding the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Are you brave enough to take on this epic challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and learn their funky moves to impress your friends on the surface.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just come out of it a changed person – for the better, of course!

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