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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4166 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.
Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?
So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.