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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6817 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3004 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.
3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.
