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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2388 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 852221 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.
3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.
