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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2776 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Just like my mom, our server is great at social networking. Connect with other players who also have no idea what they’re doing and rely on surface level advice to get by. Need help with in-game relationships or career decisions? Our community has got you covered with advice that’s as helpful as my mom’s!
Join now and experience the joy of being a super old Minecraft dad or a career-focused player who wants to wait before starting a virtual family. Our server is the perfect place to navigate these tough decisions with the guidance of players who have never worked a day in their virtual lives.
So come on, join us and see why taking advice from my mom is just as entertaining as playing on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about what not to do!