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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5877 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.