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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3472 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
oh, and get this, we got a portal to a dimension where you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
plus, we have, like, a secret society of talking cows who give out quests for you to complete. and if you do them, you get, like, super rare loot and stuff.
so, like, join now before the evil creepers take over and turn everything into a giant block of cheese. cuz that would be, like, totally bummer, man.