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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 783 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 445 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9053 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
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