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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5422 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Votes: | 2369 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.