10. Satire Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

SeaWay [Морской Путь] Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Starter Kit

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Villages Defended:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to the Sea Route server! We have Author’s auto-mines! Economy! Strengthened mobs and mini-bosses! Come in! play with friends! Survive! Soon some mini-games will be added and a discord will be made! See you on the server!

135.181.126.160:25982

QuartzSMP

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1477	Astral Projections Made:	3

QuartzSMP is a full anarchy life-steal SMP.

Fight to survive on your own or form teams and wipe out players to become a force to be reckoned with.

quartzsmp.mcsrv.pro:21404

Encrypted LifeSteal

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	3198
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Give our new LifeSteal Minecraft server a try! Vote for our server on different websites to earn rewards! You’re allowed to grief, team, spy, on others, set bounties, and you can vc with other players in our discord server! Make sure to check out all rules when you join.

135.148.140.36:25583

Minepact

Balanced Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	7068
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

MinePact is a brand new Skyblock experience supporting Java Edition. The Goal of MinePact is to offer a unique Skyblock experience never seen before. We are excited to have you on this journey with us! We have approximately 3 month long official maps, a fair economy, constant events, caring staff, and are optimized to the most recent Minecraft version.

minepact.net

xX_FirendsCraft_Xx Minecraft server

Lucky blocks, Parkour

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Here you can find:

Survival

Cases

Donat

Weddings

Auto-Mine

And so on

Come in quickly! We are waiting only for you 🙂

45.93.200.30:25628

Hyaxory Network

Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	206	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Farms Harvested:	832
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Minecraft Network for versions 1.8 – 1.16. Server dedicated to mini games that include Survival and PvP mode!

English: Hyaxory is a Spanish Minecraft server network for versions 1.8 through 1.16. Its a survival server with PvP and minigames. Stop on by sometime and try out one of Peru’s best Minecraft servers!

mc.hyaxory.es

the salty spitoon

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	54
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

the salty spitoon is a vanilla minecraft server that is always up and running, the goal of this server is to become wealthy and join and team to survive with. good luck!

51.81.162.203

Lunaticos craft

Custom Biomes, Semi Vanilla, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	990929	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Survival/vanilla server with Legendary Box system, events, and terrain protection!

Brazilian server with a mix of everything, survival and vanilla at the same time in version 1.18.2, terrain protection system to avoid misfortune for players and also a rare and legendary item system. You can come and have fun at your leisure, you are very welcome in our community (:We are beginners in this field, so I ask for patience as we will grow and improve together!

104.238.205.82:10021

|Deston-craft|Free donation!| 1.16.×|❤️✨ Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Jobs, Starter Kit

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Dimension Hops:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Owner of the server “Deston-craftFree donation 1.16.” haven’t added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

play.deston-craft.ru:19132

TheSurgeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Hello there!

Welcome to TheSurgeMC! We are in beta!

We are a survival, competitive economy, towny based server with PvP elements. Join our community today for special perks and rewards! We are adding unique elements to our economy including cryptocurrencies to make it more competitive and dynamic!

play.thesurgemc.com

See you there!

play.thesurgemc.com:25602