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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6363 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.