1. Pointless Release MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Fails: The Server That Makes You Question Reality

Reality, 10. Buyer’s remorse, 12. Failed launch, Server, 7. Poor quality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie villagers armed with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs! So why did they even bother releasing it? Because this server is where the real action is at, baby! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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New Server IP
WebbedPhastLife Minecraft SMP

fastkun, Deal, Conspiracy, leadership, WebbedPhastLife

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

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New Server IP
GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz

GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz, family, Blessing, emotional crutch, IMPORTANCE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays like never before! Join us for epic birthday parties filled with cake, presents, and explosive surprises!

Need a reason to join? Well, on our server, we understand the importance of birthday traditions. Just like the player who shared his birthday with his aunt and refused to reschedule brunch for anyone else, we value family bonds and special moments. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where emotional crutches are used as party favors?

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might even get to blow up a creeper-shaped pinata or ride a cake-shaped rollercoaster. Just remember, on our server, birthdays are taken seriously – but not too seriously that we can’t have a good laugh about it all!

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New Server IP
BotCraft: Mild Simulated Fun

virtual interactions, ai, internet, digital communication, Simulated

lol join this epic minecraft server where the bots are actually real players in disguise! u never know who u r talking to, it could be a sneaky bot trying to steal ur diamonds or a pro player pretending to be a noob. it’s like living in a mild simulation where nothing is as it seems. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate mind game!

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New Server IP
MineMystic

Economy, PvP, Minecraft Survival Innovation Custom mobs Unique items Economy Jobs Skills Creatures Crafting Tools Exciting Classic Creative Customization Adventure PVP Building Roleplay Community, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, a dynamic world where survival meets innovation! Explore and thrive in a rich environment featuring custom mobs and unique items. Engage in our robust economy with various jobs and skill systems to enhance your gameplay. Whether you’re battling fierce creatures or crafting powerful tools, there’s always something exciting to do. Join us and experience a blend of classic survival and creative customization that will keep you coming back for more. Adventure awaits!

join.minemystic.com

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New Server IP
No-Flakes

Spawn, early game, Quality-of-life plugins, Survival, PvP

99% Vanilla with the only changes being quality of life plugins like /spawn and /sethome. The server is fresh and just launched on the 3rd of July, 2024 so you have a chance to actually enjoy the minecraft early game! Supports Simple Voice Chat and you never have to pay for rank! AND THERE ARE NO ECONOMY PLUGINS!

51.81.61.190:25577

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New Server IP
Ashea RP – Where the pixels have more drama than your high school reunion! Server opens this Thursday at 1:00 PM EST!

Drama, Builds, School, THURSDAY, TOWN

Ashea RP Minecraft Server

Server Name ASHEA RP

Server Discord discord.gg/ashea

Server IP ashea.org

Server Version Java 1.20

Overview

Ashea RP is a geopolitical roleplay server, with a medieval fantasy theme! Explore our custom built world, and traverse through the lands of many nations and species! Engage in battles, create your own story, uncover deep lore, and build your dream world.

FAQ

What races can I play as on the server?

Humans, Nekos, Elves, Dwarves, Dragonborn, Ambystoma, Demons, Endkin, and Wraiths

Can I participate in wars and battles on the server?

Yes, the server offers grand battles and wars with a variety of custom weapons and armor for players to use.

Is there a community on the server?

Yes, the server has an inclusive community that welcomes all players and does not discriminate based on real life factors.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting the server IP address provided and connecting with Java version 1.20.

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New Server IP
BlockParty Minecraft Server

CIS, Server, 2-BEYO, 2-BEYOBEYO, long tail tag

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – <i>cis</i>-1,2-BEYOBEYO! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the flying pig unicorn! Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic beasts, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous lava surfing competition, where players compete to see who can ride a wave of lava the longest without getting burned to a crisp. It’s a thrilling and dangerous event that will have you on the edge of your seat (if you don’t fall into the lava, that is).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the mysterious and treacherous Nether realm, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen who have a strange obsession with disco dancing. Join in on their dance parties or risk facing their wrath – the choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join <i>cis</i>-1,2-BEYOBEYO today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it to survive in this wacky world!

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New Server IP
HobbyManagerMC SMP

3D Graphics, portfolio building, Job Search, Time management, philosophical books

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a good laugh? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a quest to digitize five long books in-game! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through pages upon pages of text to complete this epic task. But wait, there’s more! We also need you to create a 3D graphics artist portfolio in Minecraft to land your dream job in the field. Who knew virtual building could be so important for your career?

And if that wasn’t enough, we have a book club where we read long, philosophical books together in-game. Imagine discussing deep thoughts and theories while fighting off creepers and zombies – now that’s what we call multitasking!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
ElderlyCartMinecraftServer

shopping cart, elderly lady, Elderly, AITAH, Pregnancy

Are you tired of dealing with entitled elderly ladies at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server and ride shopping carts to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our carts are always available for all players, regardless of age or physical appearance. Plus, we have a special pregnancy-friendly zone where you can safely navigate the virtual world without worrying about passing out. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join our server and game on, mama!

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New Server IP

Server Name	ASHEA RP
Server Discord	discord.gg/ashea
Server IP	ashea.org
Server Version	Java 1.20

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Ashea RP Minecraft Server

Overview

FAQ

What races can I play as on the server?

Can I participate in wars and battles on the server?

Is there a community on the server?

How can I join the server?