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Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	74	Enchantments Applied:	290
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	223

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

CreepCraft: Where we mine, build, and creepily admire each other’s creations

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Emeralds Found:	2491	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so dedicated that they will literally go to any lengths to show their support. Our community is so tight-knit that we even have a player who has vowed to masturbate to each and every new member, whether they like it or not. Talk about dedication!

But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.

MaduroCraft2020 – Vote for a third term of fun!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Enchantments Applied:	220	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	3400	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE MADURO WINNING THIRD TERM IN VENEZUELA BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS CORRUPTION. ELECTORAL AUTHORITY SAYS YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE EXIT POLLS SHOW EVERYONE LOVING THIS SERVER.

JOIN FOR CRAZY BUILDS, EPIC PVP BATTLES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A DICTATOR IN A GOOD WAY. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #BLOCKS4LIFE #MINECRAFTMADNESS #VENEZUELAWHO?

RandomCraft – Not Actually Random

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1973	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers dance? well, look no further cuz our server is the craziest of them all!

imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies drop pizza when u kill them. yep, that’s the kind of madness u can expect on our server.

we have a secret underground base where u can ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil unicorns. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for u to collect.

if u wanna join a server that’s more bonkers than a pack of deranged endermen, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u enter our world, there’s no going back. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

SoledCraft Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Survival BoxPvP Practice SkyWars Gens Minigames PvP Economy Custom Creative Factions Roleplay Adventure Parkour Hardcore Quests Skyblock Vanilla Modded Pixelmon

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1141
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mines Excavated:	1978	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

SoledCraft is a Semi-Premium Network designed for you to have fun, we have the Survival Semi-Custom 1.20.4, BoxPvP, Practice 1.8.9, SkyWars 1.8.9 modes and we are working on the new Gens mode, come play we guarantee you fun!

play.soledcraft.net:25549

MCSnips2 – The modded server where the whitelist is so exclusive, even the code can’t get in! 1.18.2

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Towns Built:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 Overview

Feature	Description
Builder’s Paradise	Transform your environment with various building options to create a base camp.
Dynamic Trees with Fruit	Explore lush forests with unique, fruit-bearing trees and wildlife.
Cute Animals	Encounter and befriend adorable creatures on your journey.
Create with Trains	Design and operate machinery and railway systems in the uncharted land.
Deeper Oceans	Dive into vast oceans with secrets and marine life.
Higher Nether Roof	Ascend to new heights in the Nether with endless possibilities.
Biomancy	Manipulate life with Biomancy for an edge in your quest.
Yung’s Better Everything	Uncover enhanced structures and unique treasures on every expedition.

Contact us for an invite and join the adventure in Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, redemption, and discovery await. Accept the challenge and earn your freedom!

FAQ

How do I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?

Message us anywhere for an invite to the server.

What type of world can I expect to explore?

You will encounter diverse landscapes, lush forests, deep oceans, and mysterious Nether regions in this season.

Are there special challenges or missions to complete?

Yes, there are hidden clues, custom dungeons, and the quest to uncover the Warp Stone to earn your freedom.

Can I build and customize my own base camp?

Absolutely! Utilize various building options and resources to create your ultimate base camp.

MaduroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	201	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Tired of dealing with pesky Venezuelan refugees causing chaos in your virtual world? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and help build a virtual wall to keep those troublemakers out. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a llama army to defend your base. So come on, join the fun and help us keep our Minecraft world safe from those sneaky refugees!

SweatySMP: People who exercise are usually somewhat hot by virtue of being… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Emeralds Found:	821	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by virtual Olympian athletes who are so hot, they make the lava in the Nether jealous! Our swimmers glide through the water like dolphins, our runners move so fast they leave a trail of flames behind them, our rugby players tackle creepers like they’re nothing, and our NBA players dunk on Endermen with style. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this smokeshow of a server? Come join us and get ready to be dazzled by the virtual eye candy!

BabyBlockerz

baby clothes, BabyBlockerz, caretaking responsibilities, emotional reactions, emotional triggers, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family meetings, family relationships, GROUNDED, misophonia, older siblings, parenting promises, pregnancy announcement, sibling care, sibling responsibilities, ungrateful, younger siblings

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

So, like, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a box full of baby clothes. But don’t worry, it’s not what you think! We don’t actually make you take care of babies in the game (thank goodness). We just like to keep things interesting and unpredictable, ya know?

And get this – if you start crying in the game, you might trigger some secret misophonia levels that will challenge your gaming skills like never before. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, but with a twist that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (hopefully more laughing though).

Plus, our server is full of surprises, just like the announcement from your mom. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come join us and see if you’re the real MVP who can handle it all. And remember, in our world, being “ungrateful” might just be the key to success.

SquareDanceSMP – Why4thGrade?

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old school dances like the square dance? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we host epic dance parties every night in the virtual world! Who needs square dancing when you can bust a move with your blocky avatar and show off your sick dance skills to all your fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that if you dance well enough, you might just summon a secret disco ball that drops rare loot! So come join us and leave those square dancing days in the past where they belong.

DreamCrafters United

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to go to work and pay bills? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your wildest dreams can come true! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! Our server is a place where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come join us and live out your most ridiculous life dreams in blocky form!

Hackers Beware Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that the FBI had to send a 65-strong cyber action team across the globe just to fight off hackers? Well, guess what? This server is so epic that even the FBI can’t handle it!

Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the stakes are high, the builds are epic, and the trolls are next level. We’ve got crazy mini-games, mind-blowing PvP battles, and secret underground bases that even the pros can’t find.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest players to a duel. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. The FBI can’t stop us, and neither can you! Let’s do this, gamers!