MineCrafty McFuckery

1. Fuck careers, 10. rot in my room, 11. STEM, 12. creative person, 13. lost ability, 14. create, 15. busting my ass, 16. big bucks, 17. sun, 18. happy, 19. struggling, 2. normalfags, 20. identity crisis, 3. worthless interests, 4. blue collar family, 5. school district, 6. art, 7. music, 8. former classmates, 9. relationships, McFuckery, minecrafty

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

Legends of Albatal: Where the roles are play, the vanillas are semi, the lists are white, and the ages are 18+

+18, 1.20.4, AGES, Albatal, Armour, Crafting, Discord, EU-based, Factions, Food, Guilds, Legends, LEVELLING, lists, Lore, Mmocore, peak hours, Play, Professions, Rebalanced, recipes, Roleplay, Roles, Semi, Server, vanillas, weapons, White, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Farms Harvested:	594
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Votes:	5105
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Legends of Albatal Server Overview

Server Name	Legends of Albatal
Server Type	Whitelisted RP
Start Date	25th May 2024
Main Features	Detailed server lore EU-based, peak hours 7-10pm MMOcore-based levelling and crafting professions New and rebalanced crafting recipes, food, weapons and armour

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server open to everyone?	No, it is a whitelisted server. You need to join the discord server to get whitelisted.
What are the peak hours for the server?	7-10pm EU time.
Can I contribute to the server lore?	Yes, players are encouraged to contribute to the server lore through roleplay.
Are there specific rules for crafting professions?	Yes, the server uses MMOcore-based levelling and crafting professions.

Join at discord.gg/hPaKNvAd

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, chilling, crazycraft, crime, dark thoughts, death, Disturbing, DOCTORS, hatred, Justice, mental health, mental hospital, mental illness, Minecraft, murder, Psychiatric, Revenge, Revenge Fantasy, satisfaction, Server, Stabbing, Twisted, Vengeance, violence

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that at least a couple of mental hospital doctors get stabbed to death every month!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where anything can happen, from zombie uprisings to pig riding competitions. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can be part of the craziest server around?

So come on, join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just remember to watch your back around those doctors…

LordCraft Minecraft Server

current year, Disappearance, family drama, Family secrets, Forgotten, forgotten history, forgotten legacy, forgotten past, forgotten siblings, forgotten sisters, Itsuno sisters, June 9th, LordCraft, lost in time, Minecraft, missing persons, Mystery, Server, Siblings, unresolved mystery, unsolved case, what went wrong, Year of Our Lord

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Are you tired of being completely forgotten like the Itsuno sisters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you will never be forgotten! Join us on a wild adventure where you can build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover the mystery of the Itsuno sisters. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself! So come on, join us and let’s make history together!

SibSquabble Minecraft Server

blended families, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, family roles, Family Therapy, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, half siblings, intergenerational relationships, leaving the house, loyalty, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling relationships, SibSquabble, standing up for family, stepfamily, Support

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchantments Applied:	118	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family gathering on a Sunday? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and name-calling just like in this crazy story.

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be too busy navigating through family dynamics and trying to figure out who’s who in the family tree. Will you be the supportive sibling or the one who leaves in the middle of a fight? The choice is yours!

And don’t worry, we have plenty of therapy sessions available for when things get too intense. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your own family dynamics in no time. See you there!

MILcraft: No Grandkid Access

#breastfeeding, Access, anger, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, Decision making, exclusive breastfeeding, exhaustion, family dynamics, feelings, Formula, Grandkid, grandmother, MILcraft, newborn, parenting, relationship, sleeplessness, stress, Support

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with controlling MILs and their crazy antics? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can kick out anyone who messes with your breast milk supply!

On our server, you can build a virtual baby nursery where no one can mess with your feeding choices. Want to exclusively breastfeed? Go for it! Want to feed your baby virtual formula just for fun? Sure, why not!

Don’t let your SIL guilt trip you into letting your MIL back into your virtual house. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in our Minecraft world. Plus, your husband will be supportive no matter what crazy decisions you make in the game.

Join now and let out all your frustrations in a safe and hilarious environment. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for new moms dealing with MIL drama?

CraftyCreeper’s Minecraft Server

Childhood, CraftyCreepers, early memory, first major news story, formative experience, Headline News, historical event, impactful event, impressionable moment, media coverage, memorable event, Memory, Minecraft, News, news coverage, news event, news story, Nostalgia, personal experience, Recollection, Reminiscence, Server, significant moment

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	68	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Remember that time when a bunch of creepers invaded a village on our server and the players had to band together to fend them off? Yeah, that was epic. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server!

Join us for non-stop fun and excitement as you explore our custom-built world filled with hidden treasures, challenging quests, and hilarious NPCs. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Totally doable.

But the best part? The first major news story you’ll remember is the time our players discovered a secret underground city filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that goes down on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyLoveConnection

10. Finding the one, 11. Relationship intuition, 12. Emotional connection, 13. Relationship compatibility, 14. Long-term relationships, 15. Relationship doubts, 16. Relationship revelations, 17. Partner recognition, 18. Relationship confirmation, 19. Relationship uncertainty, 2. Relationship milestones, 20. Relationship clarity., 3. True love, 4. Soulmates, 5. Signs of compatibility, 6. Relationship dynamics, 7. Intuition in relationships, 8. Trusting instincts, 9. Relationship red flags, CraftyLoveConnection, Love at first sight

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Star Shards Collected:	87
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face, but instead of getting mad, you just laugh it off and think “Yep, this is the server for me”? Well, that’s how you’ll know this server is your server.

Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of chickens, the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the world with their trading monopoly. Trust us, once you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on any other server again.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of craziness, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite server…or at least a new appreciation for exploding creepers.

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, forces, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Military, Minecraft, nato, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tension, troop movements, Ukraine

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

so, like, u know that border between russia and ukraine? well, guess what, we got a minecraft server right on that border, and it’s LIT AF. like, u can build ur own little base and defend it from the russian army, who are totally gonna try to invade u. but don’t worry, we got special weapons and armor just for this occasion. join now and show those russians who’s boss in the most epic battle of ur minecraft life. u won’t regret it, bro.

BlockyBootyCraft

“Youth, Awareness, Blackmail, BlockyBootyCraft, criminal activity, cybercrime, digital threats, education, Exploitation, Global, Grooming, internet security, law enforcement, online safety, Prevention, scam, sextortion, social media, Technology, teenagers, victim support.

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mines Excavated:	4521
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can like, build your own virtual world and stuff. But get this, there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control everything! They wear sunglasses and speak in rhymes, it’s wild, man. And if you join, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil zombie chickens. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and cake. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a party in your computer screen!

PetPalaceCraft

affluent, Animals, comfortable lives, Companionship, Contentment, domesticated, Extravagant, Happiness, Lavish, Lifestyle, love, luxury, Opulent, Pampered, pet care, pet ownership, PetPalaceCraft, Pets, privileged, spoiled, well-being

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo, are you tired of living a boring life on land? Come join our Minecraft server where the pets have more comfortable lives than most people! Seriously, these animals are living in luxury while you’re stuck in your mom’s basement. Join us and live like a king…or a pig, whatever floats your boat. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So, if you want to be on the winning side when the chicken revolution comes, join us now!

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