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CloneCraft Minecraft Server

CLONE, CloneCraft, Cloning, ethical dilemma, Masturbation, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self reflection, self satisfaction, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-care, self-experimentation, self-exploration, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, Server, sexual identity, Sexuality

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

FaithfulVibes Minecraft Server

Community, community preferences, discussion, DISLIKES, FAITH, FaithfulVibes, Feedback, Gaming, gaming culture, interests, likes, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Opinions, Preferences, Server, user discussions, user feedback, user opinions, V, video game community, video games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Void Gems Collected:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a spoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense)!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Dimension Hops:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Farms Harvested:	762	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Dragon Eggs Found:	1056

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Emeralds Found:	9595
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Items Found:	5235	Votes:	2945
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	519
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ores Mined:	9466	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!