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CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

bacon, beavers, Canada, Canadian culture, Canadian people, canadian stereotypes, CanuckCraft, cold weather, Diverse, Friendly, Healthcare, Hockey, IGLOOS, Maple, maple syrup, moose, Mounties, multicultural, politeness, poutine, smp, Stereotypes, Syrup, Tim Hortons

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

MinecraftMoodBoost

Bubble Bath, Candlelight, Chocolate, Cuddling, eye contact, FLIRTING, foreplay, intimate setting, Kissing, lingerie, MASSAGE, MinecraftMoodBoost, passionate gaze, romantic dinner, seductive dance, sensual touch, sexy lingerie, slow dance, soft music, whispering, wine

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: you log on and are instantly greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if that’s not enough to get you in the mood, we also have a giant floating taco that rains down diamonds every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyMurderMystery

#criminology, BlockyMurderMystery, Caught, criminal behavior, criminal behavior analysis, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice, criminal justice system, CRIMINAL MINDS, criminal profiling, forensic psychology, investigation, knowledge, law enforcement, murder, PROFESSIONAL, Psychology, psychopathy, serial killers, sociopathy, true crime

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Potions Brewed:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a professional serial killer in minecraft? well, now you can find out on our server! we got all the tools and resources you need to become the ultimate stealthy murderer.

join us and unleash your inner psychopath as you stalk your unsuspecting victims through the pixelated forests and caves. but be careful, because there are other players out there who are just as crazy as you are.

if you’re feeling extra bold, you can even team up with other killers to form a deadly gang of murderers. together, you can terrorize the entire server and strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to log on.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and start your reign of terror today! who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous minecraft serial killer that everyone talks about.

Cooling Craft: Chill Zone

air conditioning, Chill, chill environments, climate control, Cooling, cooling device, cooling technology, Craft, eco-friendly, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy saving, energy-efficient cooling, environmental impact, green technology, heat transfer, innovative technology, PHYSICS., radiative cooling, researchers, sustainable cooling, sustainable living, thermal management, Zone

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have coolin devices that make ur builds chill AF like u just popped a cold one with the boys. forget about regular air conditioning, we got that radiative coolin shiz that will blow ur mind. our server is so chill, u might even see penguins waddling around in the snow biomes. come join us and experience the coolest minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. #chillvibes #penguinparty

What is the IP for MoreSidemen Minecraft Server?

behzinga, ksi, Minecraft, miniminter, moresidemen, Server, sidemen, tbjzl, VIKKSTAR, wroetoshaw, Zerkaa

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	2776
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Farms Harvested:	758	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	75
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

MoreSidemen is a popular YouTube channel created by a group of British YouTubers known as the Sidemen. The channel features daily vlogs, challenges, and gaming videos, and has gained a large following for its entertaining and unique content. MoreSidemen has over 2 million subscribers and continues to grow in popularity.

MortalMC Beta

Adventure, alliances, building, Clans, Crafting, Custom Plugins, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Leveling, Magic, mmorpg, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Skills, Survival, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	267
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4367	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Votes:	3359
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Towns Built:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to MortalMC Beta! Choose Your Race: Our server offers 4 distinct races, each with its own strengths and weaknesses, adding diversity to your gameplay: – Humans: Ideal for players who thrive in groups. Together, they are stronger. – Orcs: Perfect for those who choose the path of the sword. – Elves: Best for players who love to explore new horizons swiftly, avoid conflicts, and maintain control. – Dwarves: Great for players who enjoy digging in the mountains and farming resources. Join us now and find your place in this epic world!

mortalmc.online

Silkys LifeSteal

bunch, first, Hosting, Join, LifeSteal, Minecraft, New server, Server, Silkys, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to The Silky lifesteal, a new server im hosting! I would like you to join my server and be the first bunch to be in my new server!

silkysmp.feathermc.gg

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Canada, critique, Deception, Fiction, Interpretation, lying.., MapleCraft, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, narrative, perspective, Place, Reality, Server, skepticism, social media, storytelling, Truth, Understanding, Video

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to the most mind-boggling Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This place is so crazy, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Seriously, the stories on here are so outlandish, you’ll be questioning reality itself.

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that involve riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or mining diamonds while dodging flying creepers. We’ve even heard rumors of a secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves!

But be warned, once you step foot on this server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

I Have An Announcement To Make Minecraft SMP

#announcement, announcement making, cniles, cniles announcement, coding, dealing with it, developer, Existence, Existing, linux, Minecraft, operating system, programming, smp, software, Technology, ubuntu, ubuntu user, web dev, web developer, web development, web development on ubuntu

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Farms Harvested:	723	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8184	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their sick moves.

3. Our resident web dev, who goes by the name Ubuntuwe, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can code spells into existence and make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just don’t ask him to fix your computer – he’s too busy conjuring up diamond armor.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our server and prepare for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

acceptance, Accountability, anger management, blockparty, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, forgiveness, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, parenting, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, self improvement, Server, sibling rivalry, starting anew

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mines Excavated:	2744
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your past mistakes and start fresh? Look no further than our server! Just like this player who turned their life around after a rough start, you too can join our server and leave all your troubles behind.

Join us for a chance to rebuild your relationships, just like this player reconnected with their family after years of turmoil. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family within our Minecraft community!

But beware, just like this player’s family couldn’t let go of the past, our players might joke about your past mistakes. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? And if things get too heated, just like this player decided to cut ties with their family for the sake of their own happiness, you can always take a break from the server.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave your past behind and start anew! Who knows, you might even find a new family who will support you no matter what. See you in the game!