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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6142 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 6991 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!