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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1807 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1498 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
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