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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9954 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!