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RP SERVER 1.16.5-1.17.1 Minecraft server

1.16, 1.16.5, 1.17, 1.17.1, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Roleplay, rp, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Ores Mined:	1369	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

The owner of the server “RP SERVER 1.16.5-1.17.1” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

213.239.198.168:20286

Thugcraft: Where chaos reigns, vanilla flavor is best, and resets are for losers!

1.17, active community, Anarchy, Chaos, Custom Map, Factions, flavor, Griefing, Hardcore, hardcore survival, Losers, Mature Community, No bans, no pay to win, No Resets, No Rules, player killing, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, REIGNS, Resets, Server Events, smp, Survival, Thugcraft, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Thugcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	No hack Anarchy
Features	No player homes, economy, or player teleports
World Generation	Generated in 2/23/2024
Restrictions	No hack clients, duping, or server lagging allowed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use hack clients on the server?

A: No, hack clients are not allowed on Thugcraft.

Q: Are player homes available on the server?

A: No, player homes are not part of the server features.

Q: Can I teleport to other players?

A: No, player teleports are disabled on the server.

Q: When was the world generated?

A: The world was generated on 2/23/2024.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by using the IP thugcraftmc.com (1.17-1.20.6+).

Q: Is there a Discord server for Thugcraft?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/WH374V2n2F.

Q: How can I contact the server admins?

A: You can email them at [email protected].

GhostBox PVP

1.17, 1.20.4, 1.20.6, box pvp server, GhostBox PVP, Great Moderation, Minecraft, Not P2W, Prison, Progression, Regular Updates

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

GhostBox PVPThe BEST Box PVP Server, that you will play!

Minecraft has a problem. It’s progression level!

GhostBox PVP solves that!

– ⚒️ Great Moderation

– 💥 Regular Updates!

– 🔓 Not P2W!Join Now!1.17-1.20.6 works. Recommended: 1.20.4

play.ghostBox.dev

Lectern SMP [1.8 – 1.20]

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.8, 1.9, bedrock, bedrock edition, bedwar, Bedwars, Community, Creative, creative plot, Grief Protection, Griefprevention, java, java edition, MCMMO, multiplayer, Murder Mystery, Murdermystery, Plotsquared, Quests, small server, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Towns Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4517

Welcome to Lectern SMP, a small community where anyone can play survival with grief protection, claim a creative plot, and try out BedWars or Murder Mystery. Take advantage of Quests to enhance your experience and learn how to create your own! Both Java and Bedrock Edition players may connect. See you there!

play.browsit.org:25581

Factions Cove

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.8, 1.9, 189pvp, 189server, Cove, experiences, Factions, Factions Cove, Minecraft, OG Pvp, Original Pvp, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1886
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

VERSIONS SUPPORTED:1.8-1.20

Og.FcPvp-Mc.Com

Factions Cove,This server is based off a old server named Original Pvp

OG Pvp was the best days on minecraft for me, and I plan to bring back some of those experiences through FC!

Og.FcPvp-Mc.Com

DEMONCRAFTMC.RU 1.17 – 1.19 Minecraft server

1.17, 1.19, Adventure, ass, Burn, Community, Creative, DemonCraftMC, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, pussy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magic Items Found:	8869
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (＾◡＾)

demoncraftmc.ru

Florida SMP: Where the palm trees are palmier and the creeper explosions are scarier

1.17, Active, Community, creeper, Discord, Economy, Events, explosions, Florida, Friendly, Fun, java, mobs, new, palm, palmier, PvP, scarier, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Trees, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Florida SMP Server Overview

Features
Competitive MCMMO aspect
Laid back and chill atmosphere
Opportunities to build bases, farms, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server competitive or laid back?	The server offers both competitive elements such as MCMMO and a laid back atmosphere for all players.
Are there any upcoming events?	Yes, there is an event with the dragon still alive coming soon. Stay tuned for more details!
What is the server IP?	You can join the server using the IP: https://discord.gg/VugJBxRs

Redverse server Minecraft

1.17, Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Gaming, java, mc.redverse.net, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Redverse, Redverse server, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

mc.redverse.net

REDE YU VS Hypixel

1.17, 1.20.4, activeplayers, Adventure, battlepass, Brazilianhost, Clanwar, Community, Customplugins, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendlystaff, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Shop, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Emeralds Found:	5157	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Hypixel	REDE YU
Highly popular Minecraft server	Hosted in Brazil
Offers a wide range of mini-games	Focuses on survival gameplay with McMMO and clan wars
Large community and active player base	Events and battle passes available
Regular updates and new game modes	Available on versions 1.17 to 1.20.4

FAQ

Question	Hypixel	REDE YU
Is the server popular?	Yes, Hypixel is highly popular with a large player base	REDE YU is hosted in Brazil
What game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide range of mini-games	REDE YU focuses on survival gameplay with McMMO and clan wars
Are there regular updates?	Yes, Hypixel provides regular updates and introduces new game modes	REDE YU is available on versions 1.17 to 1.20.4
Is there a community and events?	Yes, Hypixel has a large community and active player base	REDE YU offers events and battle passes

BlockWizard

1.17, 1.19.3, Adventure, BlockWizard, Builds, Community, Discord, Duels, Economy, Fun, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Other, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, War, Website

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	175
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Buildings Constructed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you ready for your adventure? Come on, embark on a unique adventure with us in Towny!1.17.1 – 1.19.3 Next Generation Towny Server Website: https://www.blockwizard.net/ Map: https://map.blockwizard.net/ Discord: discord.gg/blockwizard

play.blockwizard.net

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Towns Built:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	155	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Towns Built:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, bodily functions, Calls, discomfort, emergency, go, INCONVENIENCE, Issue, Minecraft, Nature, Need, POL, Problem, problem with nature, Problems, Relief, restroom, Server, Situation, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, Urgency, Urgent

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

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