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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3112 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
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