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Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Kai no Kiseki, Dengeki stream, translation patches, Amazon ranking, Crafty

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with Steve, build a castle with Herobrine, and battle it out in epic PvP matches with Ender Dragons!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive content like a secret dungeon filled with rare loot, a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade OP gear, and even a portal to the Nether where you can challenge the Wither boss to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Ender Portal, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful not to anger the mods – they’re known to turn griefers into chickens and ban them to the Far Lands for eternity. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!

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NTR – Minecraft SMP Netorare General

Succubus dating guide, Cheat, tease cucks, horny, trust shattering

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy your boring Minecraft SMP? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with NTR captions, succubus dating guides, and even a wombs of the Gods archive (whatever that means)!

Cucks, Bulls, and Waifus/Avas are all welcome to join in on the fun. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as they secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck. Bulls can tease cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. And Waifus/Avas can ramble on about their love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with other players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity and chaos! Who knows, you might even find yourself impregnating someone’s waifu while they watch in horror. Don’t miss out on the fun!

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SecretSMP: MyPartnerDoesntKnow

privacy, Personal, Communication, Hidden Truth, hidden agenda.

Are you tired of living in fear of your partner finding out your deepest, darkest secret? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, secrets are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! Join us and let your wildest secrets run free in a world where anything goes. Who knows, maybe your partner is secretly a diamond hoarder or a creeper whisperer. Only one way to find out – join now!

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TimeTravelCraft

speculative fiction, historical events, Visualization, Alternate Realities, future events

Ever wanted to witness dinosaurs roaming the Earth or see flying cars in the future? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our time-traveling plugin allows you to witness any event from the past, present, or future with your own eyes. Want to see the first moon landing or watch a medieval jousting tournament? No problem! Join us and experience history like never before. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server!

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RevivedTree Minecraft Server

000-year-old, Biblical Tree, Server, RevivedTree, environmentalism

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM, you’re transported to a world where scientists have legit revived a freakin’ 1,000-year-old biblical tree from a seed found in a Judean cave. Like, what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! This tree is no ordinary tree, oh no. It’s a magical tree that grants players special powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird? Boom, this tree’s got you covered. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy, just chill by the tree for a bit.

And get this, the tree also produces the rarest and most valuable resources in the game. Diamonds? Pfft, child’s play. This tree spits out diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

So, if you want to experience the most insane and mind-blowing Minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the awesomeness of the 1,000-year-old biblical tree from a Judean cave. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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StarlinkCraft: Russian Drone Downed

StarlinkCraft, Media, Conflict, downed, Geopolitical

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE THE FIRST RUSSIAN DRONE EQUIPPED WITH STARLINK DOWNED IN UKRAINE! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE HAVE INSANE TECHNOLOGY AND DRAMA HAPPENING ALL THE TIME! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY ADVENTURES AND CRAZY SHENANIGANS! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS LIKE THIS?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS!

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RelaxWorld Minecraft server

Survival, Resources, free cases, RelaxWorld, MONEY

RelaxWorld is not just a survival server, but an exciting anarchy!

On the server you can earn money by auto-mining, selling resources at auction and spending them on items listed at the same auction.

You can also fight in a large PVP arena with a secret hellish dimension.

Lots of events, free cases, constant updates, custom items, events and crafts…

All this is waiting for you on our RelaxWorld server!

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Meme Mania Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Mania, reaction meme, Meme culture, meme generator

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most meme-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies?

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No Dealy Minecraft SMP

contract, Future, Entertainment, Competition, NO DEALY

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: it’s September 26th, 2024, and AEW still isn’t renewed. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Want to build a giant statue of a pickle wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama racing league? Why not! The possibilities are endless, just like the wait for AEW to get renewed. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s see where it takes us!

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FartCraft: No Gas Allowed!

bodily functions, FARTING, farting in presence, farting etiquette, gas

Are you tired of being shamed for your natural bodily functions? Join our Minecraft server where farting is not only allowed, but encouraged! We embrace the tooty little dudes of the world and celebrate their unique talents.

On our server, you can build a giant farting statue, create a fart-powered rollercoaster, or even participate in our annual Fart Olympics! Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t let it rip – join us and let your gas flag fly high!

And if your girlfriend gives you any grief about it, just tell her that on our server, farts are the language of love. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can serenade your sweetheart with a symphony of toots? Join now and let the farting fun begin!

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