039sex Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	263
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8407	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to the most detective-worthy Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a whole lot of lolz.

Are you a fan of Amelia Watson? Well, you’re in luck because this server is dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky detective! Solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Amelia Watson herself frequents this server in disguise, ready to challenge players to epic detective showdowns. Will you be able to outsmart her and claim the title of ultimate sleuth?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the detective games begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of chicken spies or a hidden underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pickaxes. The possibilities are endless!

Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Animals Bred:	61
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ores Mined:	751
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Oh honey, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I stumbled upon! It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride on the backs of unicorns and battle evil llamas with enchanted swords?

And the best part? The admins are actually a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dance-off with a dolphin in a virtual ocean.

So, what did I think about it? Did I enjoy it? Oh heck yeah, I had the time of my life! So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days.

Creepers for President 2025: Build, Mine, Vote!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7532
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want a server that will make you laugh until your pickaxe falls out of your inventory? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-filled treasure hunts, and a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Notch in person and have a dance-off with a zombie pigman. Plus, our server is so epic that even Steve and Alex are fighting over who gets to build the next epic castle!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again in 2025! Who needs Biden when you have a server this crazy?!

LimbusCraft – Where the only thing scarier than creepers is the office drama #1400

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and send you on a wild adventure? Look no further than our server, where we have Mirror Dungeons that will make you question reality itself.

Join us as we embark on the Refraction Railway Line 3, where the MirrorClock OrangeRoad will take you on a journey through time and space. But beware, for the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering are waiting to challenge your skills.

But that’s not all! We have Target Extractions like the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust. Can you take on the challenge and come out victorious?

And if you’re a fan of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, then you’re in for a treat, as our server is directly tied to those games. Expect spoilers and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you scratching your head.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates and craziness. See you in the game, adventurer!

Blocky Shenanigans: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t let you enjoy your favorite cup of coffee while you play? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave your acidic worries behind as you embark on a journey to build the most ripped and muscular Minecraft character ever seen. Our server is so epic, even helicobacter bacteria won’t stand a chance against your strength and determination.

Don’t let a little bacteria stop you from enjoying life and coffee. Join our server now and let’s show that faggot bacteria who’s boss!

DragonCraft: Where Creepers Power Up and Endermen Tell Stories!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3018
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of TNT (just kidding, please don’t do that).

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our pixelated paradise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Balls Server: Where Creepers Get Castrated

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Void Gems Collected:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, it’s time to join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our server has custom weapons like the “Chicken Blaster 9000” to help you defeat them.

Once you’ve conquered the chicken army, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. But be careful, because there’s a rumor that a giant spider named Fluffy guards the biggest loot of them all.

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly “Pig Racing” event where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Pig Racing Champion. Trust us, it’s a lot more intense than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!