039rage Minecraft Servers

039rage Minecraft Servers

  • SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

    SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 8529
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Mines Excavated: 1187
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

    Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HospitalHaunts

    HospitalHaunts
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 829
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Epic House Doctor Server

    Epic House Doctor Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 9350
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Crops Grown: 9269 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

    EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 6855
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Magic Items Found: 8325 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

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    Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

    Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

    She Killed Millions Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 8055
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Mines Excavated: 1707

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Physical Media SMP Funhouse

    Physical Media SMP Funhouse
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 1310
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ores Mined: 7892
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TattooCraft Minecraft Server

    TattooCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 3316
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Zombie Dances: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

    Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

    DadGF-FreeFootyFUN
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 356
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ores Mined: 3376
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Potions Brewed: 146

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

    On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

    So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

    PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 2396
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9461 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7649
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMyths

    CraftyMyths
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 1903
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Love Letters Sent: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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