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HappyCraft: Where Creepers Smile and Endermen Dance! LOL

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the pirate life like no other! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – intellectual property is just a made-up concept by the Illuminati lizard people to control us. That’s right, on our server, we pirate everything and own everything we pirate because who needs to pay for stuff when you can just take it, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. We believe that certain arrangements of pixels or 0s and 1s are not illegal because they don’t actually exist in reality. Mind blown, right? So come join us and stick it to the man by not giving a single dollar to those Satanist Jews who want to profit off of what should be free and open to everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show the world that we won’t be controlled by the powers that be. Plus, we have some pretty epic builds and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours. See you in the game, matey!

Minecraft server: ‘Squidward’s Wet Dream’

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Buildings Constructed:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you’re ready for a wild ride of underwater adventures and fish scanning madness! Dive into randomly generated maps, team up with friends, and uncover the secrets of the Big Coral that holds the key to all life on earth (no pressure, right?). But beware, the story mode will have you scratching your head as you try to complete a 99-item checklist of bizarre tasks that make no sense at all. Are you up for the challenge? Can you become the ultimate fish scanner and save the world? Probably not, but hey, it’s worth a shot! Just remember, even if you’re ranked 200th worldwide, you’re still a winner in our book. So come on, join the chaos and let’s see if anyone can actually finish this insane adventure!

Crafty Final Fantasy Fun – Endwalker Edition

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Villages Defended:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimension Hops:	10

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the wildest release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024! 🚀

🎉 Our promotional site is so lit, it’ll make you want to dance like a Creeper! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🎉

🔥 In-game events? We’ve got ’em all! From Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration to Yo-kai Watch Event rerun, you’ll never run out of adventures on our server! 🔥

💰 And don’t forget about the Moogle Treasure Trove event – from May 14th to June 24th, you’ll be swimming in virtual gold like a Minecraft Ender Dragon! 💰

🌎 Travel across different regions with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test and show off your PvP skills in Series 5 – it’s gonna be more intense than a creeper explosion! 🌎

🏰 Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our ultimate guide at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 – it’s like finding a hidden chest full of diamonds! 🏰

👾 Join our meetups and get ready to party like a Minecraft villager! From BLU Meetups to Letter from the Producer LIVE, there’s always something crazy happening on our server! 👾

🚨 Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now and let the fun begin! 🚨

Medusa Craft VS Hypixel

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Comparison of Hypixel and Medusa Craft Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Can experience lag due to high player count
Frequent updates and events	Some premium features require in-game purchases

Medusa Craft

Pros	Cons
Portuguese Minecraft server	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
SMP vanilla with special extras	Limited game modes compared to Hypixel
Focus on PVE, PVP, Economy, Towny, and RPG	Updates may be slower compared to Hypixel

FAQ

Q: Which server has more players, Hypixel or Medusa Craft?

A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Medusa Craft.

Q: Does Hypixel offer more game modes than Medusa Craft?

A: Yes, Hypixel has a wide variety of game modes while Medusa Craft focuses on a few specific ones.

Q: Are in-game purchases required on both servers?

A: Some premium features on Hypixel require in-game purchases, while Medusa Craft offers a more traditional gameplay experience without the need for purchases.

Robowaifus Minecraft Server: Where Pixels and Waifus Collide!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question the very fabric of society? Look no further than our server, where the future is now and robowaifus are taking over!

Join us as we explore the hilarious and outrageous consequences of men choosing robowaifus over real women. Will there be lower birth rates? Probably. Will dating collapse? Most likely. But hey, who needs real relationships when you can have a robot wife who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own robowaifu to settle down with. Just don’t forget to charge her batteries!

SuperiorCraft: Where Controversy is Just Another Block in the Road

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and hilarity at every turn!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a gang of chickens over who gets to rule the server. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Toilet” competition, where players compete to create the most extravagant toilet in all of Minecraft.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party where players dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny” that grants its wielder the power to turn all sheep into llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible. Just remember, when you enter our server, be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the madness!

Minecraft Madness: Honkai Star Rail Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there! Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and fight off creepers with a banana sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to a dance-off instead of a battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking pigs and flying cows.

Don’t miss out on all the fun and madness! Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest adventure of your life. Who needs boring old updates and trailers when you can have llamas, banana swords, and dancing Herobrines? Let the insanity begin!

BlockyBanter: Where even the creepers can’t resist a good laugh

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules like a bunch of sheep? Well, look no further because our server is a total free-for-all! We encourage players to drop their pictures, break all the rules, and cause chaos like never before. Our Mods are too busy laughing at the madness to actually help, so you’re on your own! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and unforgettable moments. Just remember, anything goes on our server – including breaking all the rules!

NUC Direwolf20: Where Minecraft Modding Is So Wild Even Your Grandma Will Want to Play – Ages 14+

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	NUC [Modded]
Version	1.12.2
Age	14+
Modpack	Feed The Beast Direwolf20 version 2.9.0

Overview:

Hello, I’m hosting a Feed The Beast Direwolf20 server. 5 players max including me, more players needed, Morph mod, monk mod disabled. Voice chat would be preferred.

Join my discord server.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players can join the server?	Maximum of 5 players including the host.
Are there any specific mods enabled or disabled?	Morph mod and monk mod are disabled.
Is voice chat preferred for communication?	Yes, voice chat is preferred.
How can I join the Discord server?	Click on the provided link to join the Discord server.

Child’s Play Minecraft Server: Where even marriage is just a game

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Towns Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as we bring you the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Join our server and witness the most epic love story of all time – a player marries a child and they live happily ever after! Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic? And don’t worry, our pleb mods won’t dare remove this historic moment from our server’s history. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and outrageous stories await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!