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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7003 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this: you join this totally rad minecraft server, right? and you can, like, actually measure your lifespan on there. but, like, here’s the catch – it comes with a price. like, you gotta fight off zombie chickens and ride on flying pigs to, like, stay alive or something. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. but, like, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna, like, see how long you can survive, then this server is, like, the place to be. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. so, like, come join us and, like, test your survival skills in the craziest minecraft server ever!
