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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9217 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 150 |
imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.
plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.
join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!