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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Anons, Beach, big, BlockyBanter, boobies, dft, Drama, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, long tail tags, Minecraft, nutslop, PLAP, rules, Server, shoot, tags, Thread, Worship

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty PLAP PLAP PLAP sound and shoot nutslop like there’s no tomorrow! Our server is filled with big beach boobies and plenty of gooning, so get ready to have a wild time.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner horniness and worship the girls that make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP. Just remember, no shotas or lolis allowed – we’re all about those big, beautiful beach boobies here.

And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! We have a strict no-dramafaggot policy, so you can focus on having a good time without any unnecessary stress. So come on over and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

GenderGossip Minecraft Server

10. emotional intelligence, 11. gender stereotypes, 12. intimate details, 13. personal boundaries, 14. trust issues, 15. psychological insights, 16. cultural influences, 17. social norms, 18. taboo topics, 19. hidden desires, 2. relationship secrets, 20. gender perspectives., 3. hidden truths, 4. gender dynamics, 5. male secrets, 6. female secrets, 7. gender differences, 8. societal expectations, 9. communication barriers, gender secrets, GenderGossip, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is full of juicy secrets that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the truth about what opposite genders hide from each other. Did you know that creepers actually have a secret society where they discuss their plans to blow up unsuspecting players? And don’t even get us started on the skeletons and their obsession with fashion shows!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of Endermen who are actually expert chefs in disguise. They host cooking competitions where the loser gets teleported to the Nether for a spicy punishment!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions, come join us on our server and uncover the hilarious secrets of the opposite genders!

BlockRageCraft

anger control, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger management techniques, anger management tips., anger triggers, BlockRageCraft, calming techniques, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional well being, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, relaxation techniques, self soothing, self-care, self-control, stress relief

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of getting ragey in Minecraft and punching your computer screen? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your anger into rainbows and unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, angry players are transformed into magical creatures that spread joy and happiness across the land. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

BlockyBattle Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, BlockyBattle, border, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, violence, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Star Shards Collected:	54	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of a real-life war without actually getting hurt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the Israel-Hezbollah war is about to go down!

Witness the smoke on the horizon as explosions light up the sky and chaos reigns supreme. Build your own bomb shelter to hide from the madness or join in on the action and fight for your side.

Choose your allegiance wisely, because the fate of the server is in your hands. Will you be a hero and save the day, or will you be a villain and bring destruction to everything in your path? The choice is yours on this epic battlefield of blocky proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of war in the safety of your own home. Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real enemy here!

CraftyVietSeaClaim

CraftyVietSeaClaim, east asia, exclusive economic zone, extended continental shelf, Geopolitics, international arbitration, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime resources, regional security, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, UN claim, UNCLOS, united nations, Vietnam, Vietnam-China relations, Vietnam’s maritime claims

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crops Grown:	1126
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CONTINENTAL SHELF THAN VIETNAM IN SOUTH CHINA SEA. WE GOT SO MUCH LAND YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUTTA SPACE TO BUILD YO CASTLE. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MERMAIDS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE FOR THE CONTINENTAL SHELF. LET’S SHOW VIETNAM WHO’S BOSS IN THIS MINECRAFT WORLD. #CONTINENTALSHELFWAR #MERMAIDTREASURE #LOLZ

JavaPieCraft

Apple Pie, brewed beverages, caffeine fix, caffeine withdrawal, cinnamon, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee drinkers, coffee flavors, coffee substitute, desperate measures, dog shit, flavored coffee, flavored water, JavaPieCraft, morning pick-me-up, morning rituals, morning routine, pantry staples, running out of coffee, shelved beverages

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	263
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Farms Harvested:	100	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life!

Brain2Brawn: InflameCraft

alzheimer’s, brain inflammation, Brain2Brawn, diseases, INFECTIONS, InflameCraft, inflammation, long covid, long tail tags, muscle fatigue, muscle weakness, potential method, Prevent, research, triggers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

so, like, you ever play on a minecraft server and your brain just feels all inflamed and stuff? well, our server has got the cure for that! join us and never worry about muscle weakness after infections again!

we got this crazy method that prevents muscle fatigue in all kinds of diseases, like long covid, alzheimer’s, and even just regular old infections.

join us and say goodbye to brain inflammation and muscle weakness, cuz on our server, you’ll be stronger than a diamond sword in the hands of a noob. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start flexing those virtual muscles like a boss!

Come join User’s Simple Minecraft Plance with no fancy stuff, just good ol’ 1.21 fun!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Fancy, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Good, group, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Plance, Players, progress, Server, Simple, smp, Stuff, Survival, Users, world

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Villages Defended:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3114	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group of players
Server Progress	Not far progressed

If you would like to join the SMP, please fill a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application in the discord server provided in the overview.
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to join.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	Please check the discord server for the latest version information.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

Game, JuicyCraft, Minecraft, now this was a game, now.., Server, succulent juices, this.., was

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4285	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy steak dripping with succulent juices of fun and excitement!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

15 minutes, faded star, fame lost, FamelessCraft, fleeting success, Forgotten, forgotten by fans, former celebrity, has been, Irrelevant, irrelevant now, KWAB, long tail, lost fame, Minecraft, no longer relevant, nobody cares., old news, once popular, past glory, Server, short-lived fame

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of being a nobody in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a superstar! We guarantee that you will never lose your 15 minutes of fame here because everyone will be lining up to worship you like the Minecraft god that you are.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of your newfound fame and fortune. Who needs the real world when you can rule the Minecraft universe?