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Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyPixelSisters

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!

90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

CraftyMcCraftface

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ores Mined:	8384
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Essential 0 fails Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyPixelSisters

Stats November 22, 2024

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

Stats November 22, 2024

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

Stats November 22, 2024

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

Stats November 22, 2024

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

Stats November 22, 2024

90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyMcCraftface

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	518026	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magic Items Found:	4534
Crops Grown:	5047	Alien Abductions:	3