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CreeperLove69

Clueless, CreeperLove69, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9612	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
New Chunks Explored:	364048	Votes:	8220
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of dating idiots in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and date virtual idiots instead! Our server is full of players who will make you question your life choices and wonder how you ended up with them. From building inappropriate structures to getting lost in caves and needing constant rescuing, you’ll never have a dull moment with our community of lovable idiots. So why settle for dating a real-life idiot when you can have a virtual one on our server? Join now and embrace the chaos!

CraftyKremlinKlash

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinKlash, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, emergency response, foreign affairs, global security, international law, international relations, mass attack, military aggression, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian attack, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UN Security meeting, united nations

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Players Killed by Monsters:	5303	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MASS ATTACK BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BUILD THE BIGGEST WALLS? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER. WE HAVE EXPLOSIVE PIGS AND FLYING COWS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN. UKRAINE IS COUNTING ON YOU!

AI Anxiety Craft

Advanced technology, ai, AI development, anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, Craft, Cybernetics, digital consciousness, digital insecurity, future technology, Futuristic technology, Hardware, Insecurity, machine intelligence, machine learning, robotics, robotics development, self-aware AI, technological advancement, Technology, technology evolution

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

TobaccoCraft420

14 to 17 years old, adolescent development, adolescent health, adolescent substance abuse, Cannabis use, co-occurring disorders, co-occurring substance use, comorbid conditions, dual substance use, externalizing behavior, mental health issues, mental health problems, risky behaviors, substance use, teenage behavior, teenage mental health, teenagers, tobacco and cannabis, tobacco use, TobaccoCraft420, youth substance abuse

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.

but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

Arrival, convenient, Courier, delivery service, doorstep, doorstep delivery, Flip, flips, home delivery, Minecraft, MineFlip, online shopping, Order, package, PARCEL, Quick, Receive, Server, shipping, shows up at your door, Surprise, unboxing, unexpected

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mines Excavated:	1885

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken flips into your game and shows up at your virtual door, clucking and demanding to be let in.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” – a pig that spawns with diamond armor and a diamond sword, ready to take on any challengers. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2965
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.

FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

answers, city, Cooking, Country, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, Favorite Food, Food, foodie, FoodieCraft, Global, home, kitchen, local ], location, Meal, Minecraft, Neighborhood, recipes, Restaurant, Server, where do you live

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7900	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to communicate is through food! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to send messages using delicious treats like cake, cookies, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Food Kingdom, a magical land where everything is made out of food. Picture a castle made of chocolate, a forest of candy canes, and rivers flowing with hot fudge. It’s a food lover’s paradise!

Join us now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret recipe for diamond-encrusted steak or the elusive potion of infinite hunger. So what are you waiting for? Come satisfy your appetite for fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

PixelPotion

daily happiness, daily happiness boost, daily pick-me-up, daily positivity, daily routine, feel-good moments, Happiness, instant improvement, instant mood boost, little things, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPotion, positive vibes, positivity, self-care, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys, small things

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	4967	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your very first minute of gameplay! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who throw parties every night! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of cake! So come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!