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ToiletCraft: Sit & Shit Funnel

bathroom, bathroom humor, bodily functions, excrement, funnel, funny, humor, hygiene, Plumbing, public restrooms, sanitation, sanitation systems, Sewage, Shit, Sit, Sitting, toilet design, toilet humor, toilet innovation, toilet technology, ToiletCraft, toilets, Waste Disposal, waste management

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. we got diamonds raining from da sky and villagers breakdancing in da streets. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so what u waiting for? come join da party and let’s get this blocky bash started!

CosmicCloudExposed

3 million years ago, astronomical event, celestial phenomena, Cosmic cloud, Cosmic Discovery, cosmic dust, cosmic event, cosmic impact, cosmic particles, cosmic phenomenon, cosmic radiation, CosmicCloudExposed, Earth, earth history, galactic exposure, interstellar space, Milky Way (Galaxy), outer space, solar system, space exploration

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this: 3 million years ago, this cosmic cloud straight up exposed Earth to interstellar space, like what even? And now, that same cosmic cloud is the reason you gotta join our Minecraft server.

We got aliens, bro. Like, actual aliens building spaceships and flying around the server. And get this, they’re friendly AF and will trade you diamonds for space rocks they find while exploring the galaxy.

But wait, there’s more. Our server has a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off rogue robots trying to take over the world. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.

So come join us and experience the cosmic chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to another dimension or something. It’s out of this world, literally.

BudderCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses and play guitar while dodging arrows

Arrows, badlion client, bedrock, Beta, BudderCraft, bugs, CREEPERS, Discord, dodging, Economy, Farms, Features, Feedback, guitar, Ip:, java, Network, Play, PvP, Specified mods, strategy, Suggestions, sunglasses, tutorials, Updates, Uptime, Version, wear

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Votes:	4992	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Overview:

Key Points:
Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
Friendly community for players of all skill levels

FAQ:

Questions	Answers
What is BudderCraft?	BudderCraft is an in-development/beta Minecraft server that aims to provide a variety of feature-rich modes while strictly preventing cheating and fostering a friendly community.
Are mods allowed on BudderCraft?	No, mods are not allowed on BudderCraft except for specific ones allowed for Badlion Client. Cheating of any kind, including the use of mods, is strictly prohibited.
Can I join the server’s Discord?	While joining the Discord is not required, it is highly recommended for posting feedback and getting update/uptime information. The Discord link can be obtained by using /discord on the server.
What versions does BudderCraft run on?	BudderCraft always runs on the latest Minecraft version, but it may take some time to update when a new version is released.
Can I suggest mods for the server?	Currently, only specific mods for Badlion Client are allowed on BudderCraft. Suggestions for additional mods are not open at this time.
Is there a tutorial for new players?	Yes, there is a quick section that new players must complete upon joining to filter out bots and players who may not be able to read. It helps familiarize players with the server rules and features.

If you’re ready to check us out, join with the IP below: play.buddercraft.net

NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! IF YOU ARE CAUGHT USING ONE, YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY BANNED!

Allowed Clients:

Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed above are allowed)

Please note that the server is still in beta phase, so expect bugs and lacking features. Feel free to make suggestions for improvements before official release!

HappyInvestors Minecraft Server

comparison, controversy, Financial Advice, financial analysis, financial market, happy investors, HappyInvestors, hate, Holo, Investment, investment opportunities, investment strategy, Investors, long-term investment., Loss, market trends, Minecraft, niji, Numbers, profit, Server, short-term investment, stock market

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of investing in the wrong virtual currencies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto investment! Join us and watch your virtual coins skyrocket in value as you build, mine, and craft your way to riches.

Forget about Holo and Niji, our server’s currency is the next big thing in the digital world. Rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret investor and has hidden diamond blocks all over the server for players to find. Who needs Bitcoin when you can have Blockcoin?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever captures and shears this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. What will you wish for?

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of virtual investing like never before. Who needs the real stock market when you can have a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than a diamond mine?

Saint Seiya’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, athena, battle, blocky, Bronze Saints, CG series, Elysium, Gold Saints, greek mythology, Hades, Hyoga, Ikki, Manga, Minecraft, Next Dimension, pegasus, Reincarnation, Saint, Saint Seiya, Sanctuary, Seiya, Seiyas, Server, Shiryu, Shun

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ores Mined:	7282
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of watching your favorite anime characters get killed off over and over again? Well, why not join our Minecraft server where you can create your own epic adventures and never have to worry about Athena getting offed by Next Dimension ever again! Join now for a chance to build your own Greek-inspired world and show those pesky gods who’s boss. Who needs CG series when you can have your own epic saga in the world of Minecraft? Join us today and let the fun begin!

SisSwap Minecraft Server

access to a car, Cheap, cleaning, dorms, education, family friend, Food, free babysitting, help around the house, Housing, International student, meal plan, Minecraft, Server, SisSwap, sister’s room, social life, Summer job, Transportation, tutoring, UNFAIR, University, vindictive

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s living situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, entitlement, and sibling rivalry that will make you forget about your own family drama.

Just like the free room and board Lanie got, our server offers freebies galore – from unlimited resources to access to rare items that will make your friends green with envy. And just like Lanie’s summer job money, you can earn in-game currency to splurge on the coolest gear and upgrades.

But beware, just like Lanie’s sister, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be the hero like Maria, who saves the day and wins everyone’s hearts? Or will you be the villain like Lanie, causing chaos and drama at every turn?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the craziness and come out on top. Who needs a summer job when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

EatCraftin’Friends

Adults, aggravated, Argument, Asshole, Connected, Eat, EatCraftinFriends, Explanation, Friends, Hip, Issue, location, Manager, menu, MONEY, OWNER, physical menu, qr code, Restaurant, SPLIT, Vote

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of restaurants with no physical menus? Do you demand the satisfaction of holding a menu in your hands before you decide what to eat? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never have to deal with QR code menus again!

Just like the OP in this story, you can bravely stand up for your right to a physical menu and leave any establishment that dares to deny you one. Our server is a safe haven for menu traditionalists who refuse to succumb to the digital age.

Join us now and experience the freedom of choosing your meal without having to scan a QR code. Who needs technology when you have a good old-fashioned paper menu in your hands? Don’t be the asshole who settles for less, join our server today!

Nope, Not Going There Minecraft Server

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Beaches, Cities, Countries, culture, Destination, disinterest, Explore, Foreign, historical, landmarks, Minecraft, Mountains, nope, Places, Server, SightSeeing, Tourist, travel, unpopular, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Are you tired of the same old boring travel destinations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate vacation spot for all you adventure seekers out there! Forget about the Eiffel Tower or the Great Wall of China, come explore our virtual world filled with dragons, unicorns, and talking llamas!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find hidden treasures, battle evil mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Need a break from all the action? Relax on our pixelated beaches or take a dip in our lava-filled hot springs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So why waste your time on boring travel destinations when you can experience the trip of a lifetime on our Minecraft server? Pack your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

PixelPolyglot

aspiration, Communication, cultural exchange, dream, education, FANTASY, foreign language, goal-setting, language acquisition, language learning, language proficiency, linguistic abilities, linguistic skills, linguistics, MAGICAL, Multilingual, personal development, PixelPolyglot, polyglot, self improvement, wish fulfillment

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magic Items Found:	8372
Void Gems Collected:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be able to magically learn the language of the Endermen! Imagine chatting with those creepy tall guys and understanding their plans for world domination. Plus, our server is home to a secret underground library where ancient scrolls teach you how to speak in Pig Latin to confuse your enemies. So come join us and unlock the mysteries of Minecraft languages!

GreeneryGamerz

anxiety relief, calming effects, Emotional healing, green spaces, greenery, GreeneryGamerz, holistic wellness, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, natural beauty., natural environment, Nature, outdoor therapy, Relaxation, restorative feelings, stress reduction, Tranquility, urban greenery, visual attention, well-being

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2183

LOL, U WANNA FEEL GOOD? JOIN DIS SERVER, WE GOT ALL DA GREENS U NEED TO FEEL AT PEACE. U LOOK AT DEM TREES AND BAM, ANXIETY GONE, FEELIN’ LIKE U IN A SPA. U AIN’T GONNA FIND DIS KINDA HEALIN’ POWER ANYWHERE ELSE, SO HOP ON AND LET DA LEAVES WORK THEIR MAGIC. #GREENISGOOD #TREESARELIFE #FEELINSPROUTED