| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9869 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6226 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 |
Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!
So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4868 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1748 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.
If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 292 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1415 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 372 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9879 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 2400 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?
And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3264 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4047 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Votes: | 3645 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4693 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.
So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9129 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.
So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9942 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 858361 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!
