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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1137 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Our energy policy is so pragmatic that even the Ender Dragon is considering going solar. Our leaders are so inspiring that even the zombies are starting book clubs to discuss their latest speeches.
And don’t get us started on our movies and music – our jukeboxes are always bumping with the latest hits from our resident DJ Skeleton. Plus, our welfare system is so fair that even the chickens are getting their own retirement plans.
Join us for sunny weather, friendly people, and chaste, traditional women who will never lead you astray. Our society encourages creativity and entrepreneurship, so you can build your dream castle without any judgment.
Our cities are so beautiful that even the villagers are Instagram influencers. And don’t worry about freedom of speech – you can say whatever you want as long as it’s not about nerfing the diamond sword.
So come join us and live a meaningful life in a world where nihilistic hedonists are banned (unless they bring cake).
