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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2833 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 4811 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!