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RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear option, Politics, power, putin, Red Lines, RedLineDefend, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Tension, War, world affairs

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2682	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

UNRWA Massacre Madness

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict, employees, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, impunity, international law, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, refugee agency, Report, UN, united nations, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	104600	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	135
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

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Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimension Hops:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	52
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Potions Brewed:	122
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	201

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2197	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	999
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!