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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6092 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
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So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only side effect is pure, unadulterated fun. Who needs memories when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!