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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2878 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.