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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6198 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
