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Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	3507	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magic Items Found:	2708	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Farms Harvested:	580	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1286	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Farms Harvested:	346	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!