Players: |
95/100 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: |
19 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: |
1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: |
1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: |
23 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: |
0 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: |
2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: |
47 |
Royal Decrees Issued: |
4 |
Endless Night Skies: |
3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: |
0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: |
1 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.