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MineCraftShrinkSaysLol

Breakthrough, Coping skills, emotional well being, empowerment, healing, inner peace, life changing, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineCraftShrinkSaysLol, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Therapist, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	188
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that just make you more stressed? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your therapist be a creeper! That’s right, blow up all your problems with some TNT and watch them disappear in a cloud of pixels. Our virtual world is the perfect place to unleash your inner rage and build a new, stress-free life. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a certified therapist in the world of Minecraft, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to your real-life problems and hello to a blocky paradise on our server!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	196	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	8364	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Love Letters Sent:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, ear plugs, exhaustion, Frustration, headphones, hostel, hostel etiquette, Latin America, Minecraft, noise, Polite, receptionist, roommate, Server, shared dorm, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, SnoreCraft, Snoring, solo travel, travel issues, tv room, waking up

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Towns Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

CreeperCounselor – Stop Blaming Me!

BETRAYAL, Blaming, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCounselor, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Jealousy, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, relationship, self esteem, self worth, STOP, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Animals Bred:	135

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like poor Ally here.

Join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind, because the only drama you’ll find here is when someone steals your diamonds! No more dealing with friends who can’t handle their emotions or exes who can’t keep it in their pants.

Come build, explore, and mine with us, where the only thing you need to worry about is creeper explosions. So leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for some stress-free fun on our Minecraft server!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

Bilingual, Communication, Cross-cultural, culture clash, foreign language, funny, funny anecdotes, funny language experiences, funny language stories, hilarious miscommunication, humor, language barrier, language barrier stories, language confusion, language mishaps, laughter through language difficulties, linguistic mix-up, Lost, lost in translation, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Server, translation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only language spoken is “boring”? Well, look no further because our server is a linguistic circus! Join us and experience hilarious misunderstandings that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From accidentally asking for a “pig sandwich” instead of a pork chop to trying to trade diamonds for dirt because you thought it was gold, our server is a non-stop comedy show. So come join us and get lost in translation in the most entertaining way possible!