| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6615 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6976 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.
also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7259 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 56 | New Chunks Explored: | 296079 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9383 |
our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.
join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3549 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Server Name | sVanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| IP Address | corn.gg |
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.
Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are hacked clients allowed? | No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival. |
| Is crystal PvP enabled? | No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat. |
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. |
| Is the world map permanent? | Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset. |
| Are TNT duplication methods allowed? | Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server. |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5202 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3129 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8324 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?
So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7659 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6727 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.
So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5156 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 759 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 267 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6273 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
