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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6069 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Animals Bred: | 51 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re basically living in the Stone Age. And not the cool Minecraft Stone Age, like the boring real-life Stone Age.
Join now and you’ll be swimming in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper.” Plus, the community is full of hilarious memelords who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you have to pee.
So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt on this server and start slaying like the badass Minecraft warrior you were always meant to be. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?