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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5329 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 164 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3817 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make u forget about all ur problems? well, this server is the bomb dot com, fam. we got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground club where u can party with creepers.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a former nasa astronaut who discovered a portal to the nether while on a mission to mars? true story, bro. now he’s back on earth and sharing his epic adventures with us on this server.
plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. we have weekly build competitions, epic treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies.
so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure awesomeness, join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s free cake every friday? yeah, it’s that awesome.
