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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6040 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 379278 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible. We’ve got custom mini-games like “Twerk Wars” and “Hot Potato with TNT” that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pixelated pants.
So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t be a square, join us now and let the insanity begin!