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Mystic Dream Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cultural greetings, dream, Evening greetings, Formal greetings, Hello everyone, Informal greetings, Japanese culture, Japanese greeting, japanese language, Japanese phrases, Ko-ko-ko-ko, Ko-ko-ko-ko-konbanwa, Konbanwa, language learning, Mi-mi-mi-mi, Mi-mi-mi-mi-minnasama, Minnasama, mystic, politeness, Realm, repetitive phrases, respectful language

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ores Mined:	6795	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Hey there, you crazy Minecraft lovers! Are you ready to dive into a virtual world where you can build your own empire and battle fierce monsters? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard me right, a GIANT CHICKEN!

And that’s not all, folks! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the land filled with rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their hilarious antics and crazy builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this epic Minecraft journey together! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?

The Royal Minecraft SMP Queens

Arguing, came on, Female Characters, female gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, kneel, Minecraft, QUEENS, queens of /v/, royal, rule 34, rule 34 queens, rule34, smp, V, Video game characters, Video game culture, video game fandom, video game females, video game queens, Voting

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Items Found:	4743

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is ruled by the queens of /v/ who are the most worshipped video game females on rule34.xxx. You may try to argue with their reign, but be prepared to kneel before their majestic presence.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players dressed as their favorite rule34 characters. From Mario in a bikini to Sonic with a six-pack, anything goes in our crazy world.

But beware, if you dare to challenge the queens of /v/, you may find yourself in a pixelated duel to the death. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bow down to the queens of /v/ or face the consequences!

CraftyAddict SMP

beneficial addiction, beneficial habits, constructive addiction, constructive habits, CraftyAddict, goal-setting, good addiction, healthy addiction, healthy habits, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive addiction, positive habits, Positive Psychology, productive addiction, productive habits, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, wellness

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with their rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like crack for Minecraft players – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party full of creepers and skeletons getting down to some sick beats. It was lit, bro. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They have advanced technology and will help you conquer the world – as long as you bring them plenty of hay, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

NoSelfieNoCringeCraft

awkward, camera shy, Confidence, cringey, Insecurity, mental health, NoSelfieNoCringeCraft, personal growth, photography, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-conscious, Self-expression, self-image, self-perception, selfie, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a potato in your selfies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your character will always look like a majestic unicorn princess ready to slay some creepers! Join us and never feel cringey about your virtual appearance again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of selfie-obsessed Endermen who will make sure you always look fabulous in every screenshot. So come on over and snap some epic pics with us! 🦄📸 #SelfieGoals #MinecraftGlam

KoreanCraft: Impeached in 2 Weeks!

Asia, constitutional crisis, Corruption, Democracy, former leader, Government, impeached, impeachment process, interim president, Korean Peninsula, KoreanCraft, leadership crisis, opposition party, OUSTED, political instability, political turmoil, Politics, public outcry, ruling party, scandal, South Korean, weeks

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6997	Emeralds Found:	7161
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Animals Bred:	64	Villages Defended:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the South Korean government but in Minecraft form. imagine being impeached just 2 weeks after taking over, that’s some crazy drama right there. come join our server and experience the thrill of being impeached in record time. who needs political stability when you can have chaos and fun in Minecraft? join now and see if you can last longer than the interim president did. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DNP Madness: Muscle Mania

2.., 4-DNP, anabolic steroids, body image, Bodybuilder, bodybuilding culture, chemical consumption, chronic use, dangerous chemicals, death, DNP, FITNESS, health risks, madness, Mania, mental health, multi-organ failure, Muscle, muscle dysmorphia, muscle growth, Obsession, physical appearance, psychiatric condition, steroid abuse, substance abuse

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Come join our Minecraft server where you can lift virtual blocks and build your dream muscles like that bodybuilder dude who took too many chemicals and went kaput! We promise our server will make you look so jacked, you’ll be mistaken for a walking Minecraft character in real life! Plus, we have special anabolic steroids power-ups hidden in the game that will give you super strength and make you the envy of all your pixelated friends. Just be careful not to overdose like that unfortunate bodybuilder, we want you to keep playing on our server for a loooong time! So come on, join us and let’s get swole together in the world of Minecraft!

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Cross-Play, dsmp, Endless, expanding dungeon, Exploration, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Hidden Secrets, Lore, mmo, multiplayer, Parkour, Raiding, Roleplay, rooms, RPG, serpent, Server, Survival, Undead, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Void Gems Collected:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before?

The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become stong. Join DSMP today!

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Frosty Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, AAA titles, Adventure, Deals, digital distribution., DISCOUNTS, frosty, game bundles, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming discounts, Gaming Platform, holiday, indie games, limited time, PC Gaming, post, sales event, savings, Steam, video games, winter sale, Wishlist

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Items Found:	7022
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a winter sale but for your brain! Imagine walking through a virtual wonderland filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. It’s like getting a discount on reality, but without the pesky limitations of physics and logic. Trust me, once you start building your dream world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy server and let your imagination run wild!

Same Shit Minecraft SMP Chose Before The Election

Backlash, Big booty Latinas, Choices, chose, CONGRATS, controversial statements, criticism, demographics, Diversity, election, ignore, immigration, jeets, Minecraft, political rhetoric, Politics, public opinion, representation, Same Shit, Shit, smp, social media, Stereotypes, Voting

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with big booty latinas and jeets running amok, causing all sorts of shenanigans. Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be too busy trying to wrangle in our wild inhabitants.

Join us if you’re up for a challenge like no other. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Or will you be overrun by twerking latinas and mischievous jeets? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server!

KoreanCraft: Captured in Ukraine

breaking news, Capture, captured, captured soldier, Conflict, Diplomacy, global news, injured, injured soldier, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, News, north korea news, north korean, political tension, seoul, Soldier, Ukraine, ukraine news, world news

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so, like, u know that one time when ukraine was just minding its own business and then BAM, they captured a north korean soldier who was, like, injured and stuff? well, on this EPIC minecraft server, u can relive that moment over and over again! join us and be part of the action as we reenact this crazy event in pixelated form! ukraine vs north korea, who will win? come find out on our server! plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s totally wild, dude. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!