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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6368 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.
Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!
