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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9966 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even US journalist Masha Gessen got convicted in absentia in Russia just for talking smack about our military. That’s how powerful and insane our server is.
So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on over to our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe some armor, just in case). Let’s get this party started, baby!