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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5703 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Crops Grown: | 8890 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!
