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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9848 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2053 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
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